Lame. Lame. Lame. Lame.
I don't think I can stand it.
They even have a "theme" for it, and we're supposed to dress appropriately.
HR won't touch religious topics, so I need a good religious excuse for not going.
Turned into a pillar of salt?
god set a bear after me?
the red sea parted and then crashed in on my car and now it's in for repairs?